We're back...This will probably bad news for your MP3 player, but just tell it to be strong. So get to downloading and lets dance!

This the first Mike & Jeff Show holiday spectacular! We give out great gift ideas and just spread the holiday cheer like only we can. Find out what we think of the new video games Guitar Hero and Rock band.  As always, this is not for the kids...but is fun if your looped out on eggnog!

Have you ever had one of those day's that turn in to a month? Well, we both just had one! How bad could it be you ask. It's like this: One of us got evicted and the other had to do some jail time. And you thought the bad boy thing was all an act...nope! So come have a laugh at our expense...we don't mind...in fact, we would probably do the same to you.

Here I am once again trying to write a blurb about a show that speaks for it's-self.

OK...what do you want to know? are we anti people?  Want to learn something about body modification, pillow talk, what we think is wrong these days in porn? This show has it all and then some.

Not sure what to say about this show. Almost didn't put it up because it seemed too over the top...yes even for us! I will say this, we had a blast recording it. Topics? Well...yard sales, sex, baby's, sex, drugs. Watch yourself, this one might sting a bit.

Well don't look now...but Mike has one more thing that he has to be careful not to step on...His new baby girl!  Mike shares some of his thoughts and experiences about his new daughter in this "Very special" episode of The Mike and Jeff Show. Other than that, it's pretty much our typical kind of fun...you know...Sex...Drugs...that kind of stuff. Come on...let's have some fun!

So you think you've had a bad roommate or two? Well...test it against Jeff's story. What's that? Oh...you think it would be a good idea to get knocked up?!?  You best listen to how Mike feels about that! What's the best way to use a hammer? How about to kill a neighbor!?! You know we love to talk about sex...and this episode is no exception. We cover some of the great sex myths of our time thanks to Men's Health.

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Well hello again! What have you been up to? Us? Well you'll just have to listen. But we will tell you this...We are wide awake thanks to 5 Hour Energy, and we want to have some fun with you!

Puppies are in danger due to people falling down steps.

Don't stand too close to us, you might catch bad luck.

Jeff thinks about the master...and a whole bunch of nut job stories (that might make sense once you hear this)

And stuff in the news you won't hear about on CNN.

Thanks to:

Jason from The Nobodies

and

Leigh from ChicagoScope.com

And we can't thank you listeners enough! We are here because of you!

We had so much fun recording this show, and we think you'll enjoy it as well. How could you not when right out of the gate we talk about toilet paper?  The "If you could only" game makes a brief appearance. And we have a ton of new sex web facts that just can not be missed!  Put us in your MP3 player, or anywhere we fit, and get ready for a good-time!

We know some of you have been having trouble getting show 28 from Itunes. We're sorry! But to make it up to you, how about a story about how a grown man crapped his pants.

There is so much going on in this show that this little blurb can't do it a bit of good. Need to get your chick something she'll love...but you don't have a lot of scratch? We may have the best idea ever! We've got more web facts for you. A letter from Dick. And why you have to keep your children away from the History Channel. All this...and you don't have to spend a dime. You're lucky!

Believe it or not we get hate mail, and in this show we deal with a short one. We have some job idea's for some little friends of ours. Then it's time to get back to the sex. Some facts, maybe some fiction. Come on...don't be scared. Grab a cold one and come have a listen.

For those of you that are keeping track, yes, we put out a new show in less than a month. He's been lied to before but, it looks like Jeff's going to get some backdoor action. What does Mike have to pay his girlfriend for? Who has Mike insulted this week? And a list that might just get us in trouble with a bunch of people. Have a listen but, try not to hold a grudge...we are just a couple of dumb-ass's after all.

2007 is here and our hangovers have gone away, so why not do a new show. As always we talk about our favorite subjects...us. We have a new living arrangement, and it's not just a piece of tape dividing the house. Somebody's going to be a new daddy, and after our girlfriends hear this show, we're both going to be in trouble. We hate doing these show notes, so stop reading, and come have a listen. Have we told you how much we love you?

Holy crap we finally managed to put out a new show! Thanks once again for coming back baby....oh we missed you too. This time we focus on our relationships. Is Mike still the "Rock-Star" he used to be? Does Jeff still have to go to jail to find love? Little blue pills get a rise out of us. And the dog gets some mail.....man. We love you all for sticking with us! Come have some fun as we shoot some more s*#t.

Welcome to the show that just might put The Mike and Jeff Show on the map, due to our brand new contest! We are giving away ton's of stuff! Details are at the top of the show. Then...Find out in this episode what Jeff thinks his girlfriend's jail is missing. And how about some Jail Mail - but not to Jeff, oh no - to Mike?!? Be sure to catch the first ever "Mike on the Street" segment at the end of the show. Are you telling 10 people?

Much more awake this time, we take on how the jail house has changed Jeff's quality of life. What can Mike hear? Then a quick list of signs that a woman's not in to you. Hanging in the hospital, who's on the drugs? 

One is back from a road trip, the other from the hospital, and the show go's on. Hear how life has been kicking Jeff while he's down, and about Mike's tour of the good old USA. No more OK for Mike, and did he get the fingers that he wanted. We have a list of tips to show your girl you care...or maybe that you're nut's. Plus, Jeff stops breathing and tells his girl and Mike to shut the hell up. And be sure to stick around till the end and hear Mikes voice-mail to Jeff.

A lot of you have been asking "Where did Mike and Jeff go this time?" Well the good news is nobody got sick and the show is going on! Find some pieces to the puzzle in this update show. What's an update show? It's a show we did on the fly to slow the flow of e-mails, so we could stop typing for half a damn minute. Your going to get your info, as well as some fun just to pass the time. Can you say roommates?

It's early morning and we're doing a show...why? Because we're givers. Mike tells yet another bad joke. Jeff gets sick yet again, and boy is there out come from it. Sometimes you find the best deals in the trunks of cars. Big news, Jeff to wed. And we all know women love to talk, but sometimes we don't want to hear what they have to say. Check out our list of some of the worst things that come out of their mouths.

After a short break, we're back baby! And Oh how we've missed you. What makes a woman taste not so fresh? Is Mike ready to settle down and have kids? Want to try internet dating....then we have the tips you need! Have you every been told you put to many demands on your woman? We found a guy who put his down on paper...and...let's just say this cat ain't right.

Welcome to hospital talk, Mike just got out and he's still stoned and ready to talk. The do's and dont's you need to know before going in for a stay. Have you ever pissed on yourself? Did it burn? The ups and downs of candy. And no more "Bare Back Riding" for Mike.

We're are on location from Mike's bachelor pad with special guest Chopper. Our bud's the Nobodies kick the crap out of the worst podcast out there. What not to do when you go shopping. A review of the show from one of Mike's dates. Is your job better when it's curiously strong? And the top things women want to change about us boys.

So you've got a date with someone new and all you've seen is a picture.....can you trust it? There's an intruder in the house and he moves like the wind. Stuck with that someone not so special? Mike and Jeff think they can help with a collection of break-up lines to aid in your escape. Don't delay, download today.

Happy Valentines Day from Mike and Jeff. In this show you get a chance to learn a little about our past. The women, the drugs, the booze and the old lady who loves porn. Can we keep it clean for V-Day? Come find out as we give you some suggestions on how to keep your lady happy and cumming back for more.

So Yes, we are on a roll like never before! Another show...driven hard this time by coffee. Website improvements and how you the listener can help us grow the show, and help Mike break stuff off. Jeff stays out of the hospital, But Mike does not. And you ladies have no chance because we can read!?! Leave us a message at:(206)984-8434

That's right, 2 shows in one month! Do you think it's easy doing a dirty podcast? Find out how the show has affected our lives, and those around us. Ever been on a "Booty Call" and wish there were rules? Well, have we got a contract for you. And, is a hand job enough to keep a man happy? Tune in to hear all this and more, as you check out another episode of.....The Mike and Jeff Show!
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Sure it takes forever for us to put out a new show, but until they start letting us record in hospitals you're just going to have to deal. In this show, more stories about being sick. We try to help with some of the letters you have sent us, and find out why it's not that cheap to hire a handy woman down south.

Well they are finally back! Mike and Jeff will tell you what the huge delay was and talk about what's new in Mike and Jeff Land. Then it's time for another question show. This time we will discuss some things the ladies want to ask us men. Thanks for sticking with us, and for all the nice words about Jeff's health. Enjoy the show!

Jeff gets lucky before the show. Mike has 2 ladies over for a visit. Plugs......maybe for the last time. Mike goes to a fake wedding and chills his sack. And, who wants a date with Mike?

Mike has to take a drug test and drinks plenty. Jeff has to go back into the hospital and shows a nurse what he has to offer. Then it's time for 20 questions.....Mike and Jeff style.

Mike talks about his experiences dating girls he meets on the internet. Then he stops the show to take care of something...find out what. Why you should light a match after you crap. How Jeff's girlfriend finds out things about his life. And more!

Jeff gets sick and has to visit the hospital, so Mike tries to pick up nurses while he's there. Mike breaks up with a crazy person. And what not to put on your butt or use while you play with yourself.

The big "Jobs" show! Everyone has had jobs that suck, we talk about some of ours. There's the crazy bird that wants Jeff's head, and the gay man that want's Mike's Ass. Check it out now!

This is the "woman" show! We talk about how they drive us crazy and if there is anything you can do about it. Why dating a midget won't work. And do wet dreams exist. This is also the first show that we called "The Mike and Jeff Show" What a piece of history this is!

Show #2 and we are off and running! Mike tells how naps make his life better. Jeff talks about kids videos and how they make his life easier. And find out why Jeff hits Mike in the head with a box of soap.

This is the first Show so what can you expect? We didn't know if it would be a good thing to use our real names because we knew we couldn't keep it clean, so this technically isn't the Mike and Jeff Show. Just be open and remember to have some fun with it. DiscoverPodcasts.com