Wed, 25 July 2007  Well don't look now...but Mike has one more thing that he has to be careful not to step on...His new baby girl! Mike shares some of his thoughts and experiences about his new daughter in this "Very special" episode of The Mike and Jeff Show. Other than that, it's pretty much our typical kind of fun...you know...Sex...Drugs...that kind of stuff. Come on...let's have some fun!Comments[5] |
MIKE!! Congrats! Welcome to the club. Jeff, good to hear from you without a hospital story of your own. Awesome!
Now, down to the advice part of the message. Mike, get a vasectomy. Experience the freedom man. I simply can't imagine going back to the world of birth control and worry. I want to be able to bone any given time with the lady. However, do NOT think you are getting out of this in an afternoon. They will make two small cuts on each side of your sack and work from there. (I watched my surgery, it wasn't that bad) Set 3 days aside, and three bags of frozen peas or corn in the freezer. After the surgery, you won't give a shit that there is ice in your lap. The pain isn't as bad as a guy will imagine it to be, but you will feel some. Some pain pills or something good to smoke will be important.
But it is so fucking worth it.
Now, down to the advice part of the message. Mike, get a vasectomy. Experience the freedom man. I simply can't imagine going back to the world of birth control and worry. I want to be able to bone any given time with the lady. However, do NOT think you are getting out of this in an afternoon. They will make two small cuts on each side of your sack and work from there. (I watched my surgery, it wasn't that bad) Set 3 days aside, and three bags of frozen peas or corn in the freezer. After the surgery, you won't give a shit that there is ice in your lap. The pain isn't as bad as a guy will imagine it to be, but you will feel some. Some pain pills or something good to smoke will be important.
But it is so fucking worth it.
posted by: Jason on Fri, 7/27 11:17 AM EDT
CONGRATS MIKE!
Now with the vasectomy thing. Tell her after you heal that she has to suck all the remaining sperm out.
Jeff ~ As for the food & weight loss - Did you know that loseing 15 lbs adds a 1/2 inch of dick. Fact. :)
I'm just saying.
Thanks for the tip on getting over Bubba. I might try it, but I have a feeling doing that to a cat would make me feel better.
Peace Out
~Kelli~
Now with the vasectomy thing. Tell her after you heal that she has to suck all the remaining sperm out.
Jeff ~ As for the food & weight loss - Did you know that loseing 15 lbs adds a 1/2 inch of dick. Fact. :)
I'm just saying.
Thanks for the tip on getting over Bubba. I might try it, but I have a feeling doing that to a cat would make me feel better.
Peace Out
~Kelli~
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